Friday, August 29, 2008

Celebrity B.S. Translation 101

LOS ANGELES (Aug. 29) - David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

In the REAL world this translates to:Oh shit!! My wife, Tea Leoni, caught my sorry ass cheating and I better come up with a pathetic ass reason before she takes our 2 kids and HALF of everything I have right on the cusp of my X-Files movie being a huge success!

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