I'm All In Bitches!

So, big Texas Hold 'Em tourney coming up in 2 weeks at my bff's.

 

Family game, $5 buy in so being the wonderful
parents we are, we are teaching 13 yr old Jensen how to gamble on cards.

 

As she was playing practice 5 card draw with Chuck this morning, Kasey wanted in so they gave her the jokers to play with and I kept hearing her shout out TWO FIVE TWO FIVE...

 

I think I need to take an extra $5 to the game!

 

THE FAMILY THAT GAMBLES

TOGETHER, FILES BANKRUPTCY

TOGETHER!

THROW THE DOG A BONE!

Poor Michael Vick... had he molested young boys instead of abusing dogs, the world would be his oyster!

Shame, he is a great player and nobody is offering him a job. Come to Cincy, Mike! We gave Chris Henry a second chance! You and Chad would be unstoppable!

STEVE MCNAIR

So c'mon now... let's be realistic here..

Tell me what part of 36 year old MARRIED man with a 20 year old FEMALE "friend" led you to expect a happy ending???

 

I have only 3 words for this one.... 
KARMA  
KARMA  
KARMA