Gimme a G.. G! Gimme an O...O!

Next up, we have Jensen bringing home TWO prizes this week!

Her Cheer squad took 1st place at Competition and then she won Best Costume at a Halloween party! Not just ANY Halloween party mind you, it was THE party of the year (for as much as 7th graders know about parties!)

So.. props to my homegirl!!!

C'mon Baby Light My Fire

I am so proud of my kids this week!! First off, we have Jamey, who receieved his letter of acceptance to COLLEGE!!! He is going to be a firefighter! I am so happy he has finally gotten back on the right track with his future!!!

Is this really ALL they've got for news today?

Angelina Jolie: I Fell in Love With Brad When He Was Still With Jen

Plus, she worries Maddox will find sexy photos of her on the Internet
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Really?? This is all they could come up with today?? Who the hell is this news to?? I am pretty sure the whole world remembers the crazy sex they had the entire time they were filming Mr and Mrs Smith and yes, Brad was very much still married!!! I vividly remember reading the stories from the cameramen who heard wild animal sounds coming from the Homewrecker's cabin wondering if she was okay, only to see Brad sneaking out later. I did not click the READ MORE link because what else could she say that we don't already know about her? And as for her kids finding nudie pics on the internet, well ya dumb bitch, don't pose for nudie pics!

HEF NEEDS GLASSES

HEF'S GIRLS PUT THE JAIL IN JAILBAIT

 

Hugh Hefner, 82, likes 'em young, blonde ... and bad.Turns out Hef's 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) -- who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion -- were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Playboy had no comment.

This is what he replaced Holly, Bridget and Kendra with?? Um.. ewwww

But then again, I guess nobody is looking for pretty faces when they pick up a Playboy.

Doogles effin' rocks

So, I may have created some Clever-ass ecards and submitted them on someecards.com but being not so clever when it comes to HTML, I need my baby bro to help me get the NUMBER ONE sent Halloween card (created by moi) to copy on my blog!!
That's right, NUMERO UNO, bitches!!

Iron Man- this movie sucks balls!

Rented Iron Man last night. This movie was a new millenium hybrid of Star Wars meets Indiana Jones... oh why am I wasting time here.. It SUCKED ASS! Boring, stupid LONG and my entire bottle of Pinot Grigio did not even give me a buzz because I was so wanting this to end!

 

Made me want to go buy a VCR and watch Less than Zero... now THAT is some good entertainment from Mr Downey Jr.