Thearlsday is back!

Last night we welcomed the return of My Name is Earl. Now this is a family fave in the Reilly household. Last season we had some that fell off the Earl wagon because the prison story did drag out and the show lost a lot of it's first season funny, but this season started with the old story line returning and all characters bringing their "A" game.

I laughed my ass off at my fave trailer park tramp with all her colloquial Joyisms and platinum hairpieces! She is absolutely the funniest one on the show. I thought she could never top her best line so far....

"boys go fetch momma's plastic stripper shoes out of the lego box"

But last night I choked on my popcorn when she quipped..

"fe fi fum fo, I smell the stank of a stankass ho"

the writers are back in top form this season! Kudos!

Please pass the Xanax .....

Means nothing to me

 

This, on the other hand, You Can't Touch!

Wow! Talk about repressed childhood memories resurfacing and causing a panic attack.... Corey is now bringing home a weekly packet with homework for each night that is due on Friday morning. He brought his first packet home Friday and it took all of 15 minutes for him to complete for the entire week. He only asked for help twice.. with WORD PROBLEMS!!

 

omg, my heart started racing and all the memories of me sitting at the kitchen table at night in first grade and every damn grade thereafter crying because I could read and read and read that stupid little paragraph a hundred times and have NO clue where to begin. Truly, I would panic and sob hysterically while my parents patiently sat through it with me asking questions, hoping it would suddenly click in my head on it's own rather than just telling me the answers. I give them props on that one because that kind of patience does NOT come naturally to me! Hence, the Xanax comment.

 

Anyways, the first one was easy, all I had to do was tell him that after he read it, he had to answer the question at the end that the first part of the story told him. He didn't ask again, he wrote, 2+4=6, said "that was easy, is that all I had to do?" and went on to the next day's work. The very last item for the week was yet another word problem, now I read it and thought what the hell is this? You cannot even make an equasion out of it, the answer is just right there. HA!!! It took my first grader to correct me on that because dammit it was a trick question.

 

Mrs Brown bought 2 new pairs of shoes. How many new shoes does Mrs Brown have?

 

Uh.. yeah, whatever, If this came instantly to you, then good on ya but for me? My first thought was DUH she's got 2 shoes dummy! Well, I said nothing wondering what Corey would come up with and he said 2 shoes? Then he read it again and said "Oh she has FOUR shoes, right" I said,

 

"Of course she does, what took you so long to figure that one out genius?"

 

NO, I did NOT say that, I said "You are the smartest boy alive, that was a trick question and you were too smart to be fooled" (like your old dumb mommy) LOL

 

So, looks like there won't be any nights of sitting at the kitchen table with my son in tears as he struggles to comprehend word problems!!

 

Yay for Corey!!!

Sarah Palin

So I have always followed my Mom's motto.. never discuss Religion or Politics. Well I have heard it many times in many places from many people but my Mom is the first one I heard it from.


Something is irking me and I thought, "hey, this is MY blog, I write it for ME, so I can say whatever I am thinking on any subject here"

Here goes...

I simply think Sarah Palin is a horrible mother and wife and has NO damn business trying to be Vice President of the United States or a BP station. The woman gave birth just months ago to a baby with Down's Syndrome and now has a teen daughter who is pregnant. What the hell?? I am not saying MY daughters would never end up a statistic of teen pregnancy, but my GOD, Sarah, you need to be AT HOME with your poor son who needs your love and attention more than anyone else! Having a pregnant teen at this time just shows us that you are even more irresponsible. Maybe if you spent more time with the family that YOU chose to create, I might have a little respect for you. Right now, it is your HUSBAND who deserves the respect of this country, not you! I think you should be aDAMNshamed of yourself for leaving behind the needs of your young family. Now maybe if you waited another 15 yrs or so, I might have been able to listen to you and take you seriously but right now all I think when I hear your name is what a shitty wife and mother!

I am by NO means saying women should stay at home and not have a career as I am getting ready to go back to school myself for a complete 180 in life. I am saying that Sarah Palin has no business running for Vice President at this time when her infant son and teenage daughter need her undivided attention right now.

There, it has been said and I feel MUCH better getting that off my chest.

So remember, if you happened upon this article, this is MY blog and I have voiced MY thoughts here. I am not starting a fight or debate with anyone and you are welcome to leave your comments behind.

Puffy Mcpuffshirt

My 16th birthday... looks like I was rockin' the Original Puffy Shirt long before it was a gleam in Seinfeld's eye!

YOU HAD ME AT VAJAYJAY

"Hey lady, I can see your vajayjay" said the little boy on the street below and I knew Privileged was another hit new show for me! Also having a guest appearance by Debi Mazar didn't hurt. I have been a fan of hers forever now! Another line I loved is "you're not so 'googleable'. " Story of my life, trying to do something so profound that I am googleable! Hell, I have tried every search word I can come up with and even my silly blog is not so googleable!

This show is a GUILTY PLEASURE for sure!! It serves no purpose other than pure dorkafiable entertainment when the kids are in bed and I just want to shut down the brain and relax. It is probably another show I pick up that will not last (ie: DIRT and What about Brian), but for now, it is an awesome time slot for me, following my hyper hour of 90210, after that I need a show to help me wind back down before my beauty slumber!

Pirate Pizazz!

I need a JOOOOOOOOB!!! It is painfully obvious that I have way too much time on my hands when I am playing "let's dress up the baby like a pirate prostitot"!

But she is the damn cutest lil pirate you ever did see!!!
TMZ will Rue the Day they didn't add my little princess to their baby slideshow!!! I didn't even want the $14!! I wanted to say "I am the first parent PROUD that their kid is featured on TMZ"!!! RUE THE DAY, I say.... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!

Rah Rah Rah!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Trojans!!

Yay for Football Season!!! I remembered everything BUT THE CAMERA for Jensen's first game yesterday!! Only the biggest rivalry of the season!! So.. all I have today is this crappy photo I took with my cell phone.!! She is the adorable hottie back left!! I am so proud of my little Rah Rah!!! She beat out girls that have been cheering for 8 years and also her coach's daughter from last year!! We did kick Amelia's butt even after the bogus foul called that took away one of our boy's touchdowns!! Karma is a bitch, Ref, karma is a bitch!!!

TOLD YA SO.. TOLD YA SO...

David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction...The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him. 'He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,' a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer. 'She felt it was ruining their marriage and affecting their kids.' The actor has been married to the Deep Impact actress for 11 years, and the couple have a daughter, Madelaine West, nine, and a six-year-old son, Kyd. According to the source, Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him. Leoni is said to have grown suspicious of her husband's behaviour in recent months and after questioning him on a number of occasions, the 48-year-old finally admitted that he had been cheating on her. Duchovny checked into The Meadows facility in Arizona last week and is currently completing a 35 day course."

Don't like to brag.... oh what the hell.. I LOVE to brag..... soooo... TOLD YA SO>> TOLD YA SO>>>(yes i am doing the 'Will and Grace' dance). I didn't even bat an eye when the reports came out after the original saying he didn't cheat, he was addicted to internet porn because I KNEW he cheated!! Celebrities are sooo transparent!! Tea is a fool to stay with him.... 35 days is going to cure mutiple years of cheating?? Don't think so.. RUN Tea, RUN!!! Junk punch him in the man business and take everything he's got!!!! (I have been dying to use that line since watching 'What happens in Vegas' last weekend, which by the way is a GREAT comedy!) Who are these 'LEGIONS OF SKANKS (oops WOMEN) offering themselves to him?" I would not give that ugly cowlick sporting old man the time of day. I don't care WHO he (thinks) he is!! yuck!!

90210wesome!

Okay, I will admit it.. I was a HUGE 90210 fan back in the day so curiousity got the better of me as the CW hyped the NEW 90210 all summer and I thought "well, I will watch ONE episode just to say I did" and I am HOOKED!!

They almost lost me in the first few minutes with Lori Laughlin (gag me, terrible actress, never liked her at all) and the all too innocent "new" Brandon and Brenda moving to the Hills of Beverly. I thought this was just too ridiculous for me. I didn't think they deserved to be using the original theme music for this piece. (I now retract that thought)

Well I am thankful now that I did not change the channel during that first commercial break because now we meet drunken granny. She is great, love her!
I am not just saying that because she obviously does not like her daughter in law, Lori Laughlin... lol maybe I am a little!

Then came Kelly Taylor... yay for Kelly!! She's my fave. And it got better and better for the next hour and 45! Also, did anyone else notice the girl reading the school news at the very beginning?? Her last name is Zuckerman! So.. is this Andrea's daughter?? Anyways... I LOVE that Kelly and Brenda are together again, hanging at the Peach Pit with Nat!! LOVE the references to the 90210ld and not so much the spoiled brats on the new1210! Took me until Kelly called Silver her "lil sis" to realize this was baby ERIN SILVER all growed up now!! Funny how she looks just like Valerie! And the previews next week bring back Kelly's mom! I could do without all the teen drama that their world is coming to an end because of a silly text message! Annie with her wide eyed innocent Dorothy from Kansas act is a little over the top for me. And I was so happy that Eden from Nip/Tuck only lasted one season but then she shows up here, still the everpresent slutty bitchy whore she was as Eden, but oh well, guess every show needs one!

Yes, this was a big hit for me, surprise, surprise and I cannot wait to tune in next Tuesday as long as they keep up the OLD storylines and characters because there are enough rich spoiled teeny bopper tv shows on already.... she says as she anxiously awaits the premiere of PRIVILEGED about 2 spoiled teen sisters!!