CHRISTMAS FROM SHUTTERFLY 2010

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Just say NObama

After just reading the story on Michelle Obama's recent $500k vacation to Spain and her plans for exotic trips with girlfriends after the New Year AND her plans to redecorate the White House AND their Chicago home, you can imagine the steam rolling out of my ears and the flames shooting out of my eyeballs right now.  The New Year plans and redecorating are expected to topple $2million...

As a 99er and Democratic and now FORMER Obama supporter, I was so infuriated that I ran to Twitter and told the big guy that thanks to his wife, he can kiss my ass. He will never get another ounce of support out of me. As much as I cannot stand the Republicans, I am not switching teams. I am simply throwing in the towel and washing my hands on the lot of 'em.

I am a firm believer in not discussing religion and politics but dammit, what a load of shit!! Fuck you, Barack, get your wife under control (something else you have NEVER heard me say to a man).  I can't find a job, you can't balls up and force another extension through. I will be homeless soon and your wife will be galavanting around in a tropical paradise... One more FUCK YOU before I go.

I am currently awaiting the helicopters to start swarming my house.  Better go put the good lipstick on.

My Alleged Soft Porn Video

Got Stickam?
I don't.  My 14 year old does.  I found out as I came up behind her in my bra shirt half on half off in a hurry, asking her a question.  Her friend swears she didn't see me.  Trust me I am not hard to miss. I am glad she was talking to a girlfriend rather than a boyfriend. Imagine that. On second thought, please don't. *shudders*

Sleeping with the fishes

So,  hubby and I made our annual trek to the movies today. I say annual, because 1.  I hate spending that kind of money for a movie and 2. Nothing ever looks that great to pay for that I can watch online or rent from Redbox for $1 in a couple of months.

That being said...my 2010 movie of choice was Piranha 3D.  I knew a month ago when I saw the first preview, this was the one for me.

I bitched when I found out that the 3D movies have a surcharge of $2.50, but it is worth every penny! LOVED IT.

Jerry O'Connell was a brilliant choice to play the parodied role of Joe Francis. The 3D penis scene is hilarious.. so are Jerry's interview remarks "the water was very, very cold" 

I LOVE cheeseball horror flicks.. the more blood and gore the better!! This definitely fits the bill. I think they succeeded in breaking the record for most boobs and blood in a 3D flick.  I could have done without the lesbian underwater ballerinas and all the topless sluts but I guess it wouldn't have been the same without them as the whole Jerry O'Connell storyline was based on him filming his Wild Wild Girls on springbreak at Lake Victoria. Of course the sluts are all dead by the end so all's well that ends well! 

Run to your nearest theater! If you like horror, this is a must see!!!!

Bye Bye Bunny Foo Foo

Kids and Pets... not a great combo. My mother ALWAYS stressed "As long as you have kids or pets, you will never have anything nice" How right was she???? She should know, she had 3 of us kids and we were NEVER petless.

So last September, I broke down from my wonderful world of petlessness and let the kids get a bunny. A dwarf bunny. Spent an assload of money at the petstore on said bunny, food, toys, cage, water bottle, food bowl & bedding. I was the best mom ever, they loved this bunny, were going to take it out to play everyday, feed it, change the cage and if you are a parent, you know all those false promises. In the past year bunny has ONLY been fed, changed and watered by me. Nobody has an interest in letting her out to play. I have had enough.

I put the bunny on Craigslist the other day and today I finally found a suckertaker. Had my 14 year old NOT been home today (she is never ever ever home), I swear to you it would have taken her 3 weeks to even notice it was gone, and that would probably be because another kid told her. But she was here, not feeding, cleaning the cage or playing with the bunny, mind you. When I told her I was giving the bunny away, she got all attitude-y with me. Shot me down with looks that could kill. But did she offer to take over the duties? NO..I just suck for giving it away. I am tired of the phony crocodile tears.. been there done that.. I had no intention of changing my bunny cage or cat litter boxes when I was a kid either. But I damn sure put up a good front with tears and all. When she wants to quit cheer, gymnastics, sleepovers, shopping and vacationing with friends THEN we will talk bunnies. Until then, Kasey's diapers are the only shit I plan to clean up and those days are numbered. OVER IT...
Now.. about those puppies...

Stick a Fork in Me CUZ I am DONE

Dear Child who is blowing up my cell phone right now,

I hear you and I know what you want. I bet you are extremely irritated that you cannot reach me and I am not returning your calls. Maybe even feeling a little panicked that I am not jumping at the chance to do yet another favor for you. That I am sitting here eating my lunch and sipping an ice cold coke. What was that? Oh, you are texting me now? Well sorry about your luck. Welcome to MY world, where every time I call or text YOU, I am conveniently ignored until YOU decide you want to call and check in on the phone that I pay for so that I can keep tabs on you. I bet you are really getting pissed now because YOU have cheer practice today and YOU need to come home and shower. Not to mention your poms and everything else you need is here at home. YOU need a ride, probably like NOW right? Well too bad you didn't answer MY calls at 10am when it was convenient for ME to pick you up. It is no longer convenient for me since I have a house full of screaming kids. Oh and I also have an appointment at 2:15 that I am neither changing or missing to bow down to your demands. I am the parent, I am the boss. I have the last word. If you were so clever to figure out that not answering your phone bought you 3 more hours at Lexy's house, you should be clever enough to figure out how to get home.

Love,
Mom

Father forgive them...

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January 13 at 1:57pm


What the hell is this? Well, first off it is a Facebook fan page for a local meat market.. err church. I am sure if you asked the founders they would say, "oh it's a great way to bring more people to church". Um... bullshit! If you are a good Christian who is dedicated to serving the Lord, that alone is your reason to go to church. NOT to get laid. And by their advertisements, getting laid is pretty much guaranteed. I think they have stepped outside the biblical box with this one.
The only reason I know about this place is because a 'friend' joined or 'liked' the page. This particular friend is Pentecostal. She gets a hall pass on days she wants to slut it up and hit the bars or get laid by random guys. The rest of us are going to hell everyday according to her prophecy. She is Pentecostal~~That gives her a Legacy to the Golden Gates. And now she has found a church to support her whoring around that is a sin in anyone else's church or religion.
Welcome to the Den of Iniquity, leave your soul (and morals) at the door.