C'mon Baby Light My Fire

I am so proud of my kids this week!! First off, we have Jamey, who receieved his letter of acceptance to COLLEGE!!! He is going to be a firefighter! I am so happy he has finally gotten back on the right track with his future!!!

Is this really ALL they've got for news today?

Angelina Jolie: I Fell in Love With Brad When He Was Still With Jen

Plus, she worries Maddox will find sexy photos of her on the Internet
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Really?? This is all they could come up with today?? Who the hell is this news to?? I am pretty sure the whole world remembers the crazy sex they had the entire time they were filming Mr and Mrs Smith and yes, Brad was very much still married!!! I vividly remember reading the stories from the cameramen who heard wild animal sounds coming from the Homewrecker's cabin wondering if she was okay, only to see Brad sneaking out later. I did not click the READ MORE link because what else could she say that we don't already know about her? And as for her kids finding nudie pics on the internet, well ya dumb bitch, don't pose for nudie pics!

HEF NEEDS GLASSES

HEF'S GIRLS PUT THE JAIL IN JAILBAIT

 

Hugh Hefner, 82, likes 'em young, blonde ... and bad.Turns out Hef's 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) -- who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion -- were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Playboy had no comment.

This is what he replaced Holly, Bridget and Kendra with?? Um.. ewwww

But then again, I guess nobody is looking for pretty faces when they pick up a Playboy.

Doogles effin' rocks

So, I may have created some Clever-ass ecards and submitted them on someecards.com but being not so clever when it comes to HTML, I need my baby bro to help me get the NUMBER ONE sent Halloween card (created by moi) to copy on my blog!!
That's right, NUMERO UNO, bitches!!

Iron Man- this movie sucks balls!

Rented Iron Man last night. This movie was a new millenium hybrid of Star Wars meets Indiana Jones... oh why am I wasting time here.. It SUCKED ASS! Boring, stupid LONG and my entire bottle of Pinot Grigio did not even give me a buzz because I was so wanting this to end!

 

Made me want to go buy a VCR and watch Less than Zero... now THAT is some good entertainment from Mr Downey Jr.

Thearlsday is back!

Last night we welcomed the return of My Name is Earl. Now this is a family fave in the Reilly household. Last season we had some that fell off the Earl wagon because the prison story did drag out and the show lost a lot of it's first season funny, but this season started with the old story line returning and all characters bringing their "A" game.

I laughed my ass off at my fave trailer park tramp with all her colloquial Joyisms and platinum hairpieces! She is absolutely the funniest one on the show. I thought she could never top her best line so far....

"boys go fetch momma's plastic stripper shoes out of the lego box"

But last night I choked on my popcorn when she quipped..

"fe fi fum fo, I smell the stank of a stankass ho"

the writers are back in top form this season! Kudos!

Please pass the Xanax .....

Means nothing to me

 

This, on the other hand, You Can't Touch!

Wow! Talk about repressed childhood memories resurfacing and causing a panic attack.... Corey is now bringing home a weekly packet with homework for each night that is due on Friday morning. He brought his first packet home Friday and it took all of 15 minutes for him to complete for the entire week. He only asked for help twice.. with WORD PROBLEMS!!

 

omg, my heart started racing and all the memories of me sitting at the kitchen table at night in first grade and every damn grade thereafter crying because I could read and read and read that stupid little paragraph a hundred times and have NO clue where to begin. Truly, I would panic and sob hysterically while my parents patiently sat through it with me asking questions, hoping it would suddenly click in my head on it's own rather than just telling me the answers. I give them props on that one because that kind of patience does NOT come naturally to me! Hence, the Xanax comment.

 

Anyways, the first one was easy, all I had to do was tell him that after he read it, he had to answer the question at the end that the first part of the story told him. He didn't ask again, he wrote, 2+4=6, said "that was easy, is that all I had to do?" and went on to the next day's work. The very last item for the week was yet another word problem, now I read it and thought what the hell is this? You cannot even make an equasion out of it, the answer is just right there. HA!!! It took my first grader to correct me on that because dammit it was a trick question.

 

Mrs Brown bought 2 new pairs of shoes. How many new shoes does Mrs Brown have?

 

Uh.. yeah, whatever, If this came instantly to you, then good on ya but for me? My first thought was DUH she's got 2 shoes dummy! Well, I said nothing wondering what Corey would come up with and he said 2 shoes? Then he read it again and said "Oh she has FOUR shoes, right" I said,

 

"Of course she does, what took you so long to figure that one out genius?"

 

NO, I did NOT say that, I said "You are the smartest boy alive, that was a trick question and you were too smart to be fooled" (like your old dumb mommy) LOL

 

So, looks like there won't be any nights of sitting at the kitchen table with my son in tears as he struggles to comprehend word problems!!

 

Yay for Corey!!!