Thank the Tmobile gods for unlimited text

11,000 Text Messages last month.. Yes you read that right folks
E L E V E N T H O U S A N D!!! Can you guess from which of my offspring?? If you guess my 13 year old daughter, you are correct!!! Unbelievable!!!! She will be suffering from Carpal Tunnel before high school at this rate!!

 

And don't think as a mom I don't check her cell phone and this is what I find whether it's in the inbox or outbox...

 

Hey
Hey
What's up
Nothin'
Oh
Hey
Hi
Hey
I am bored
Me too
Hey

and you see the pattern here....

POOPS.. I did it again

So apparently Kasey is sick of Corey and Jensen slamming the bedroom door in her face and not letting her in, so when she saw a window of opportunity the other evening, she jumped on it.. or should I say dumped on it???

 

They were outside playing baseball and had left the bedroom door open, Kasey was fresh out of the bath and did not have a diaper on yet so she saw that door open and bolted in there and while in there, she was laughing and babbling to herself and laughing some more. I said "what are you doing in there" and she came out, got her pjs on and went right to bed. About 30 mins later, the other kids come in and Jensen screams, "MOOOOM what is on our floor" I said "I don't know" then remembered Kasey and went in and found a lovely puddle on the floor right in front of the tv with some little presents scattered inside!! I guess that was her payback to them!! I am SURE she did that on purpose!!!!

Gimme a G.. G! Gimme an O...O!

Next up, we have Jensen bringing home TWO prizes this week!

Her Cheer squad took 1st place at Competition and then she won Best Costume at a Halloween party! Not just ANY Halloween party mind you, it was THE party of the year (for as much as 7th graders know about parties!)

So.. props to my homegirl!!!

C'mon Baby Light My Fire

I am so proud of my kids this week!! First off, we have Jamey, who receieved his letter of acceptance to COLLEGE!!! He is going to be a firefighter! I am so happy he has finally gotten back on the right track with his future!!!

Is this really ALL they've got for news today?

Angelina Jolie: I Fell in Love With Brad When He Was Still With Jen

Plus, she worries Maddox will find sexy photos of her on the Internet
READ MORE




Really?? This is all they could come up with today?? Who the hell is this news to?? I am pretty sure the whole world remembers the crazy sex they had the entire time they were filming Mr and Mrs Smith and yes, Brad was very much still married!!! I vividly remember reading the stories from the cameramen who heard wild animal sounds coming from the Homewrecker's cabin wondering if she was okay, only to see Brad sneaking out later. I did not click the READ MORE link because what else could she say that we don't already know about her? And as for her kids finding nudie pics on the internet, well ya dumb bitch, don't pose for nudie pics!

HEF NEEDS GLASSES

HEF'S GIRLS PUT THE JAIL IN JAILBAIT

 

Hugh Hefner, 82, likes 'em young, blonde ... and bad.Turns out Hef's 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) -- who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion -- were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims.Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Playboy had no comment.

This is what he replaced Holly, Bridget and Kendra with?? Um.. ewwww

But then again, I guess nobody is looking for pretty faces when they pick up a Playboy.

Doogles effin' rocks

So, I may have created some Clever-ass ecards and submitted them on someecards.com but being not so clever when it comes to HTML, I need my baby bro to help me get the NUMBER ONE sent Halloween card (created by moi) to copy on my blog!!
That's right, NUMERO UNO, bitches!!