Make Her Go Away

C'mon, do you mean to tell me a  woman whore who poses nude was offended by pics of Brett Favre's dingaling? Who saves texts for 3 years? I don't save mine for more than 2 days! And, if she was so allegedly offended, why wait 3 fucking years to complain about it?  This is clearly another case of a woman scorned by a famous dude and now she wants her 15 minutes of fame. I saw the pics. I don't know and don't care whose dick it is, this story is so ridiculous. Now he could be suspended by the NFL? THREE years later?? If she complained the day it happened, even if she enjoyed the pics, which we know she did, she might have a case of sexual harassment, but not after 3 years of keeping mum.  What is her reason to hang on to them for 3 years? Why is the NFL even humoring this bitch? Give me a break! There has to be a statute of limitations on fuck buddies gone bad.

Incoming Traffic Does NOT Stop

Any other month of the year, I love that I live 2 minutes from my mall.  Don't get me wrong, love the Holidays, love to get out in the snow and shop in the hustle and bustle.  I do not, however, love dumbasses who cannot fucking drive. If you don't have a mall in your town, do your Christmas shopping at your local Walmart or Mom & Pop.

Incoming traffic does NOT stop!!! OMG If you have NO stop sign and two large signs on either side of your car when entering the mall parking lot that clearly state "incoming traffic does not stop", then do not fucking stop!! You jack up the whole operation and I don't have the time or patience for your bullshit! While I carry full coverage and would love nothing more than a new car for Christmas, I just don't have the time today. Stay out of Eastgate if you cannot drive!!!!!! 

Merry Christmas!! 

Sims 2 - The Twelve Pains of Christmas

CHRISTMAS FROM SHUTTERFLY 2010

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Just say NObama

After just reading the story on Michelle Obama's recent $500k vacation to Spain and her plans for exotic trips with girlfriends after the New Year AND her plans to redecorate the White House AND their Chicago home, you can imagine the steam rolling out of my ears and the flames shooting out of my eyeballs right now.  The New Year plans and redecorating are expected to topple $2million...

As a 99er and Democratic and now FORMER Obama supporter, I was so infuriated that I ran to Twitter and told the big guy that thanks to his wife, he can kiss my ass. He will never get another ounce of support out of me. As much as I cannot stand the Republicans, I am not switching teams. I am simply throwing in the towel and washing my hands on the lot of 'em.

I am a firm believer in not discussing religion and politics but dammit, what a load of shit!! Fuck you, Barack, get your wife under control (something else you have NEVER heard me say to a man).  I can't find a job, you can't balls up and force another extension through. I will be homeless soon and your wife will be galavanting around in a tropical paradise... One more FUCK YOU before I go.

I am currently awaiting the helicopters to start swarming my house.  Better go put the good lipstick on.

My Alleged Soft Porn Video

Got Stickam?
I don't.  My 14 year old does.  I found out as I came up behind her in my bra shirt half on half off in a hurry, asking her a question.  Her friend swears she didn't see me.  Trust me I am not hard to miss. I am glad she was talking to a girlfriend rather than a boyfriend. Imagine that. On second thought, please don't. *shudders*

Sleeping with the fishes

So,  hubby and I made our annual trek to the movies today. I say annual, because 1.  I hate spending that kind of money for a movie and 2. Nothing ever looks that great to pay for that I can watch online or rent from Redbox for $1 in a couple of months.

That being said...my 2010 movie of choice was Piranha 3D.  I knew a month ago when I saw the first preview, this was the one for me.

I bitched when I found out that the 3D movies have a surcharge of $2.50, but it is worth every penny! LOVED IT.

Jerry O'Connell was a brilliant choice to play the parodied role of Joe Francis. The 3D penis scene is hilarious.. so are Jerry's interview remarks "the water was very, very cold" 

I LOVE cheeseball horror flicks.. the more blood and gore the better!! This definitely fits the bill. I think they succeeded in breaking the record for most boobs and blood in a 3D flick.  I could have done without the lesbian underwater ballerinas and all the topless sluts but I guess it wouldn't have been the same without them as the whole Jerry O'Connell storyline was based on him filming his Wild Wild Girls on springbreak at Lake Victoria. Of course the sluts are all dead by the end so all's well that ends well! 

Run to your nearest theater! If you like horror, this is a must see!!!!